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Fuck do you mean “both”? Like the houses are actually haunted? Or wifi actually makes people sick?

One of the makes you fun crazy, the other makes you lead paint crazy.

I never thought I would agree with Don Jr about something. Ohio was a mistake

1 in 8 billion? Thats worse than the lottery

4 people are born every second. Not too much would really change, it would just be another force of nature we’ve come to accept.

For context, there is a trend of correcting people saying scientists to “white man”, because articles frame discoveries as “scientists discover x” when “x” had been widely known by the local population since that population got there.

However, this argument is fucking stupid because science has, famously, not categorized and described everything that exists, even if non scientists already know about it.

I am familiar with the telltale heart, but not squeaky boots episode. However, I can gather that squidward likely was going fucking insane because SpongeBob had squeaky boots.

I used to love when my boss would deny PTO. I told him straight up after a while that my PTO request was a polite notification that I will not be there during that time, and whether he solved that problem now or when it rolled around was up to him.

I get the sentiment, but that WATERPARK is considerably larger and more elaborate than the in ground pool in a backyard.

America. It fucking sucks here

Well you see all the branches of government are held by the same treasonous fucks that Abbott is protecting.

Cats most definitely support fascism, and you cant convince me otherwise

I dont think i have ever seen such profound insight put so succinctly.

Weed doesn’t accidentally get laced with anything, and they sure as shit aren’t gonna give you it for free.

Cocaine is laced (more like cut) with cleaning chemicals all the time to make it less coke and more clorox, which is considerably cheaper.

Show me the Mam-DADDY