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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon borrows a pen

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Anon borrows a pen

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • Uri@infosec.pub
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    3 months ago

    True asshole

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    Who said romance was dead?

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “a terrible plan is better than no plan at all” or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably

    • America@sh.itjust.works
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      Talk to women-> inceldom

      Don’t talk to women-> inceldom

      The game was rigged from the beginning, boys

      • StillAlive@piefed.world
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        The only winning move is not to play.

  • turdas@suppo.fi
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    3 months ago

    If anon were smooth, he would’ve asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    Should have offered a handshake.

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      You. Principal’s office. Now.

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