Hey Americans, you could just look like a criminal and get FUCKING KILLED
You can look like a good person and be killed in broad daylight too. https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-ice-border-patrol-shootings-2026-12466987
The masses are “too terrified” to do anything 💅
All those brave Second Amenders are doing a bang-up job on fighting the abuses of government!
Oh, wait … this just in … it turns out the Second Amenders use their guns for, in increasing order of utility:
- committing suicide
- shooting up schools
- ammosexual wanking
Omg that
cumshotneck shot. Priceless.
Can I tell you how turned on I am by French people right now? They know how to express dissatisfaction.
I could be wrong but has anyone actually died as a result of the French protests? It feels like maximum effect without crossing a line.
I don’t actually know, but one kid got his hand blown off trying to return a flashbang. Fucking bad ass, although I’m sure he very much regrets it.
The nazis were feared because of how competent they appeared, ICE is feared because of how incompatent we know they are.
Women. Children. Old people. Dead people.
ICEholes really going after the worst of the worst, I see.
Oh, wait.
