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cm0002@suppo.fi to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

/k/ gets to make a wish

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/k/ gets to make a wish

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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    Cops don’t know where to go? There’s a massive cannon obscuring the skyline!

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      A LEGAL massive cannon, mind you! They can’t prove anything. That could have been anyone’s 80cm, 7 ton shell. OP was 30km away!

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        relevant xkcd

  • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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    Prepare for the next shot

    Pure gold.

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    Random: the barrels only lasted like 10 shots and the wear was so great the series of 10 shells were made with incremental size increases to account for the wear.

    So OP has to work even harder for shot 2 as its a bigger shell

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      I do recall hearing about that from the Paris gun, but not the Gustav I wasnt aware!

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    fake: is a declared hypothetical, impossible scenario
    gay: anon has his sights on Chad

    11/10

    • SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk
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      Not only did anon have his sights on Chad, but it was for over a week with frequent masturbation breaks.

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    Ich möchte bitte den schweren Gustav haben, liebe Wunschfee?

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