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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Mitches gotta Mitch

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Mitches gotta Mitch

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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      Who did it better?

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        Also was pretty fucked up

        There really should be a point when Senators and Representatives should be forced to retire.

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          Yeah especially when the cunt had dementia in that pic. Fuck up part she knew months ahead that she had the dease and still ran and won reelection.

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        Next up: Chuck Grassley

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      Odd, that doesn’t look like hell…

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    That meme skeleton looks more alive than whatever this is:

    Mitch McConnell "reacts" to the midterms

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      His skin looks like my grandmother’s at her wake

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    I think he’s dead, and they are wheeling around a very lifelike* automoton, either taxidermy or wax. The little movements and slack jaw are just enough… Like a chuck-e-cheese band member.

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    senator and senile have same root word, senex (latin), which means old, so there is that

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      Also: if pro is the opposite of con , what’s the opposite of progress

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        game is rigged

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    There is a whole genre of videos of reporters asking a near comatose Mitch completely normal questions, and I did not know how much I needed that in my life.

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    Chuck Grassley is 93. JFC.

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    …good lord, I think I now want Mitch to live, at least a little bit longer. How the fuck is this dilapidated man gonna do in a Senate debate!?

    Imagine an interviewer asking him a question on what he thinks of our security posture in the pacific and if we need more troops in Taiwan and South Korea and he just smiles and flashes a ✌ at 'em.

    Then, he may rest.

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      he just smiles and flashes a ✌ at 'em.

      He’s not even capable of doing THAT much anymore.

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        He is when they wire him up

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    Pretty sure this is an old Onion post. Why is the source removed?

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      Found it like this 🤷🏻

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    If you’re old enough to receive full Social Security benefits - you’re too old for a political position. House, Senate, Governorship, or Presidency - it doesn’t matter.

    Hell, I think in the same way that regular cognitive tests are required for seniors who still want to drive, they should also be required to pass a similar civics test before being allowed to vote.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      The problem with this is they’ll just make the new retirement age 80 (which would somehow still be an improvement on the ghouls in office)

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    Yeah but he’s our cobweb covered skeleton

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    OP is so real for this

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    deleted by creator

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    And he’s the best senator

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