laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThere are two ways to invent a sportlemmy.worldimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1imageThere are two ways to invent a sportlemmy.worldlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 months agoInvent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoKick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMore like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIndia is beating UK at cricket.
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoAnd Australia was beating them before that. We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·3 months agoGood thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
India is beating UK at cricket.
And Australia was beating them before that.
We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc