In front of a bunch of civilian witnesses who also tried to save him. How deep do you think this conspiracy is?

Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that’s as close to real as the post gets.

I think in my fantasy I’m not about to die.

I’ll never get tired of the old person talks young slang joke. It’s straight bussin’.

I frequently find myself jealous of people I meet online. I imagine they must be so happy in their ignorance, despite appearances.

Yeah I was supposed to be the full gif but apparently Yarn won’t let me download it…

I also goon to characters from movies I’ve never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.

What specifically makes this AI? They’ve been sending emails like that for years if not decades.