

Or-eh-gun, don’t stretch out the e.
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Or-eh-gun, don’t stretch out the e.
That’s so many fewer balloons than I thought you’d need, wow.
On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass:

>buy Helium
>around 10,000 balloon
>gun
>attach balloons filled with helium to self
>shoot yourself
>let the corpse fly away
>no one will ever know
Thank me later


“It is never enough.”
Correct, you betrayed the people to such a degree that it cannot be forgotten or made up for by any means. Kindly fuck off and wither in obscurity.
You could have developed a personality in the time it took to write this wall of incel drivel.
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to draw four.”



I haven’t seen the movie yet, but in a similar vein I watched Twisted Metal recently, and it’s… actually good, somehow? Much better than it would have been following any of the games’ stories, or even a mash-up of them.
They’ve clearly used the games for humor, visuals, characters, and Easter eggs for the fans, but they somehow made something better than the sum of it’s parts, and it should be looked at as a great example for other adaptations, especially action comedies.


Eat shit, botfucker.


While you were dinner partying, I studied the ladle.


“I believe there’s about a 50% chance we all die because of the development of smarter-than-human AI systems, and that our actions over the next two to 10 years will determine the outcome.”
Jesus buttfucking Christ, even when these people finally rub two neurons together to realize there’s a problem, they still can’t quit drinking the kool-aid.
I hear they’ve concocted a nugget of purest green.
In 1942, Alan Turing proved that buildings were arrays via maths, so all Brits had to start 0-indexing them by crown law.


I’m a lot more worried about a geriatric who still goes by “Tommy”.
Bees are in danger and far more important to the ecosystem as pollinators than as spider food. Plus any bee in my house is clearly just lost and confused rather than trying to move in.
The spiders and I have an accord: They get 6 inches down from the ceiling as their territory, and any dark place where I can’t see them. If they make themselves visible outside that area, they’re deported to outside. As long as they abide by this, I will throw any other bug I find in my house except bees into a spider web.


It. Not she. Stop anthropomorphizing slop.

Oh, don’t be so cynical. Maybe one of their elders bought a blood bank.
Hey now, the polycule is really only Miles, Keiko, Julian, Garak, Kira, Odo, Quark, Jadzia, and Worf.
There are so many characters that aren’t part of it, like Sisko and… uh… Nog?