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I just called my wife in from the other room into the bathroom where I was having a bath to ask her if the large pile of bubbles on my head was a nice hat and whether my bubble bikini made me look fat. For the glory of the empire!

You are a fucking idiot. I don’t say this simply to insult you, but I am worried nobody has ever told you this before and it is an important bit of information to know about yourself.

Fair enough. Sorry for the shitty reply.

Yes. Most people who use words to convey meaning, rather than as a weapon in some never-ending online battle of the wits, would instinctively understand this person was not implying they interviewed all of humanity.

Take from that what you will.

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Choosing cattle over pets is often a mistake. Yes, even cloud-based cattle.

One of those wolves is worth far more than another concrete slab that will never get turned into a data centre.

Right? I’m a fairly big hairy bikery punkerish type. I am told I look intimidating.

But if you get up close what you’re going to smell is blueberries and vanilla!

Indoctrinated into a desktop environment? What the hell are you smoking?

Why don’t you stop asking and share what you want to say, for fuck’s sake?

This also isn’t a forum for driving engagement to your fucking Reddit post.

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Way ahead of ya there.

But MongoDB is webscale!

That was not a lot of words. Maybe you should work on your reading. Or you could just fuck all the way off. Either choice would be a net benefit to the world.

Blaming evolution for your inability to see past hierarchy is a pretty silly position.

I don’t ‘make’ my wife do anything. She saw me laughing and asked.

Skill Issue

Reading that took my wife (unbiased/unprompted observer) roughly 11 seconds, and she just got home after 36 hours in the ER in massive pain and on as much IV morphine as the hospital was allowed to administer until about 10pm last night.

You spoonfed us Saturday morning mouthfuls of maggots and lies disguised in your sugary breakfast cereals.

Sorry for parroting your reply. For some reason it didn’t load when I first opened this thread.