Eh, KFC sucks here too. It’s probably better than in North America, but that isn’t really saying much.

Canadian here. We used both “Knicky knocky nine doors” and “ding dong ditch,” but if I remember correctly, the first was more prevalent, and definitely is the first thing that comes to mind for me personally.

Oh, and I’m a middle millennial.

Even in France, the country who’s people literally invented being arrogant, selfish asses, I never see this.