Why would god design the human hand to fit so perfectly around the throat of a goose?

A singular tard is fine but a repeated one? Immediate ban.

The Book? The 1939 film? The 2012 film? The 2026 film?

“Dave was so nice, he was a 6 time widower and loved Freeform hiking. we’d always joke that Susan should stay close or else she’d become number 7. Nobody could have known what he was capable of.”

Image of Dave water skiing suddenly inverts colors

You be what?

I’m glad home security awareness gets its own month.

I just watched the episode of Seinfeld where George has the puffy jacket

Sure a “friend”. They must go to a different school in Canada and that’s why we’ve never met them.

Hen Bur?

Remember Animorphs?

History is written by the tiny elf hands of the victors.

They are so mechanical, I wish they made something more human.

There’s an assassins creed mission where Benjamin Franklin reads you half of the MILF letter.

They want to find a way to charge chatbots for scraping so bad.

Go right, close at night?

Could be a story editor or script supervisor for the writer’s room. It’s difficult to write Lemon Stealing Whores 4 when the last 3 set the bar so high.

Not that high, a stroke can do the same thing.