You think maybe no one wants to date you because you give off serial killer vibes with how angry you are all the time? No one wants to end up as just another talking point on a true crime podcast

Also, I bet bro’s stack of crusty gooner magazines is taller than him

Sister Friede’s third phase is Dark Souls 3 about to wreck my shit when I thought I was done with her and I’m all out of Estus

OH SHIT HE BE PROFEN!

Absolutely iconic, I am adding all of these to my collection

Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary

Lucky you, free snack

“Processed food” is something designed to be eaten, “organic food” is just some shit someone found in the dirt