Trump is a genuinely stupid person. That’s why conservatives relate to him.

But in an improperly regulated capitalist society, if you are born rich, you can fail upwards your entire life, regardless of how stupid you are. Donald Trump is not the only proof of this.

The fact that we didn’t jettison this loser into the sun during his first campaign in 2015 shows that Americans are about as aware as this rapist is.

I mean yeah, he brings racists, molesters, rapists, and criminals together.

So obviously a lot of fools that can’t connect the obvious dots are going to say ALLEGED pedophile. Ok, fine. However, he is an adjudicated rapist. So you can say that in the U.S. being an actual rapist doesn’t bring down a president and have it be 100% undeniably true.

The bar has been lowered. Severely. And the only way to raise that bar again is to bring justice to the rapist desecrating the office of the presidency.

A cult doesn’t believe their cult leader committed crimes.

Color me 50 shades of unsurprised.

Hail Hard Drive! Praised be its name!

Musk was cool.

Until he started opening his dipshit mouth.

Alex Jones wears velcro sneakers.

He’s deleting a bunch of his Shitter posts like the coward he is. Many are assuming he’ll be bending the knee to Democrats so he doesn’t lose the government welfare grants he lives off of or go to prison.

I wonder what it’s like being born without a spine.

Imagine being so stupid that you’re not a billionaire and you vote to not tax them.

Like, what the fuck are voters afraid of? That billionaires are going to leave? Good, if they don’t pay their fair share in taxes, fucking go away.

We can do a double feature with Trump.

Fuck, is this how I’m finding out we didn’t pass the fucking wealth tax?

This man-child is all the proof we’ll ever need that in an improperly regulated capitalist system you can rise to the very top, no matter how fucking stupid you are, as long as you’re born with more resources than most.

And if he isn’t enough, you can consider Donald Trump as well.

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book

Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin’ book

An instructional video even GenZ/A can follow.

Yeah but I’ve never known a MAGAt or tankie to shut the fuck up, so we’ll still be getting spammed with brain cell annihilating garbage, just to a lesser degree and hopefully not via text or phone call.

When the annoying kid that nobody liked gets his hands on a bunch of money.

17,000mah battery

lolwut?

Do you have to carry it in a backpack?

I want to buy something like this but two of the things I always look for with MP3 players are touch screen and Android so I can download Musicolet, or whatever other apps I want. Players like yours sometimes come with touch screen (sometimes not) but they never have Android.

And unfortunately the ones that fall within those parameters are a crap shoot. Just had one fail after one summer of light use (SD card slot). Previous one lasted a few years before failing (3.5mm jack).

They’re all made by companies with Chinese names with absolutely no online presence whatsoever other than the Amazon page they’re sold on.

Been holding onto my phone for 7 years. Still totally fine. Really not looking forward to seeing how hard it is to get a phone with a 3.5mm the next time I’m in the market. Whoever still does it gets my money.