I have honestly never seen parentheses called “round brackets” before. It totally makes sense, I have no idea why it’s not used more often.

When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him.

– Napoleon Bonaparte

Mods are about to add a new rule:

Rule 4: 0 4 allowed.

“We have examined our political impact, and discovered that we are just as toxic as the nation we represent.”

How long before the mods make a new rule?

Rule 4: no 4.

Someone must have used getRandomNumber().

Looked at Brexit and said, “Wow, that went really well!”

Also, “Thelma Louise” is a really bad name choice if you want anyone to find you on any search engine ever.

But then something would match, and that’s not allowed.

They might all be the same black friend. Clarence Thomas has a lot of white friends.

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        MINE!              MINE!            MINE!
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                  MINE!       MINE!             MINE!

Mister Guillo

The DOJ wasn’t looking for convictions.

It was looking for a way to make protesters so miserable that others won’t follow suit.

Trials are tedious, stressful, and expensive. By making it clear that protesters will face a felony trial, the DOJ has effectively suppressed protest.

Learn the essential skills and tools to become a confident plumber.

And then discover that plumbers won’t even take on an apprentice without three years of experience.

“I hate poor people but I love their money.”

What, all forty-five of them?

I’m amazed wealthy people still see this as a credible threat.

Trust

Yeah, we don’t do that any more. Trust died in 2016. Now if you want us to change our minds, you’ll have to tell us why.

And in this case, it better be a pretty fucking good reason.

ghost

That’s a weird way of spelling “LLM”.

who the fuck is “we”!?

If it’s Kushner talking, “we” is Saudi Arabia and Israel.

We just told Republicans that they need to cheat more.