Eh-I

Seems cozy

Don Jr will play Gavin in the Skydunce movie.

scumbag

Campbell’s BuzzBallz

She’s decided she is going to lose, so she’s going to cash out big time.

I remember hearing about French firefighters getting geared up, setting themselves on fire, and running at riot police lol.

Didn’t own one of these beauties, obviously.

I don’t want people to get the wrong idea and click away thinking this is for incinerating the family dog or cat.

It also works on rabbits.

Why are black people so good at white-collar crime and beating red-tape?

Just tell me what color I’m mad at!

That we shouldn’t use our real names on the internet.

Eric

I’m sure they would never do this in America…

Tidal turned out to be wildly disappointing except for the audio quality in the unlikely event the app would play anything at all.

“This is my favorite track, it’s called ‘Not Available In Your Region Today’.”

What does he drink? Send him a case.

Tomorrow:

PETE HEGSETH FOUND DEAD
Body Had No Blood

She realized she put the dog on a bus to school.

That dude had nice gams.

=(

Bucees is actually suing a bunch of small businesses for using any logo with a beaver cartoon right now.

"I just need some shit I could get at 7eleven, but I really want the inconvenience of an old fashioned trip to the mall. I know… Sheetz! Or Bucees! Or Pilot! Or FlyingJ!

If Tide wants to know when I do my laundry and the settings I use for the trade-off, fine. I accepted that, literally a button I pressed said ACCEPT.

But eleven quarters per load? Fuck me.

Quarters don’t snitch

I’d buy that T-shirt