Buff ass-bird-man

Oh, I expected “We drew a pentagram, sacrificed a goat and prayed to the dark lord and now we have Roman colour changing glass. It’s literally fucking magic.”

Why use many data when few data do trick?

Spreadsheet Impersonator?

At least it’s a meritocracy instead of “who can be the most psychopathic pedo?”

Big feelings are okay

6 is the only way, sitting naked in a car or not. I will die on this hill

He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?

Just put this liquid aluminium smelling like asphalt and excavator under your arms, bro

Used to be on really old cars, but now it’s vogue again. It’s just like the one in the middle except you push it with your foot

No, he’s saying boobs are a good thing

This one is 2017, but I really like these. Probably don’t come with the driving experience of your dreams, but it’s a truck.

The East India Company will rise again, a new age of private armies rivalling those of nation states is upon us!

If you wanted one, just install it, it’s Linux

It’s hardly zero anywhere humans traverse

I believe this is why they invented pump and dump schemes

None too small, many big enough or too big to deal with

At the same time it was a top of the line flashlight. We used them a lot looking for crabs.

Let me guess… Lake of America?

The books are just the same if you take them for what they are; easy to read kiosk literature.