This was a totally real interaction. I was there to see it all myself. Some people might not believe because it sounds implausible that by chance someone that was there that day could be on Lemmy reading this exact scenario. Well rare intersections happen all the time in this crazy world we live on. And I can say with confidence I saw it all because I was the camera!

I do this dumb shit to myself. Oh it’s 6pm, surely an energy drink won’t do any harm?

Me at 4am having a panic attack because there is some minor issue I can’t stop thinking about…

Let’s do something new. I’ll roleplay as a data center and you are the lead engineer on site. Tell me about all the dirty things you want to stuff inside me in deep sensual detail. Let’s be extra kinky and record it, I want to watch it later well I write notes… um I mean touch myself.

“You’re fired! Now go collect your severance package containing a lifetime salary of 50 million dollars a month. Hope you learned your lesson!”

Dust on the screenshot lens

Rules for thee

All TV’s will be streaming liberal episodes of Seasame Street and Arthur the episode “Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone” on repeat.

All books in the library will be replaced with previously banned books like To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Beloved, All Boys Aren’t Blue, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

He’s a giant man baby who can’t control his emotions. They might have took away all his toys now, but as soon as he gets them back.

Im hoping the latter. I’ll have to repeat the experiment to find out.

Yay! He’s gonna be just fine.

😭😭😭😭

I always wanted to do something like this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrzG5F4R3o

So the thing that could kill him before is now confirmed to certainly kill him. 🥺

I need hope. Can someone else chime in with a lie, like that’s a confetti capsule and he’s going to have a fun party.

Rather vote for fat bears than these jackasses. Missed it this year though because the website kept timing out on me.

Nice sweet and sour!

The worst is the one fucking dentist handing out toothbrushes and floss.

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Yeah I don’t know if I could live with a dog like that. Wouldn’t know if I should let him out to go potty or hand him a newspaper.

I remove the background and saved it here. Pedobear Trump has escaped again.