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One ring to rule them all…
Yeah. They’re basically banning skynet, to which skynet would reply, “Ned Stark had a piece of paper too.”
https://www.idsnews.com/article/2026/11/bloomington-city-council-ai-commission-member-removal-udo
Superintelligence
The council also voted on an ordinance that would bar the distribution and deployment of superintelligent artificial intelligence in Bloomington by any person or corporation. The ordinance passed unanimously.
The ordinance defines superintelligence as AI that outperforms humans at nearly all mental tasks and can act autonomously, such as rewriting its own code or operating without continuous human oversight on tasks that could affect infrastructure, financial markets or public safety.
This applies to the use of superintelligence in Bloomington through a browser, app or other connection.
The ordinance acts as an interim public safety measure to the Bloomington Municipal Code. Through this ordinance, the city is allowed to seek civil penalties, injunctive relief and referral to the county prosecutor.
According to a memo accompanying the ordinance, neither the state nor federal government have enacted safety parameters for artificial superintelligence. To address these dangers during government inaction, the interim public safety perimeter would protect digital networks and local businesses from artificial superintelligence in Bloomington.
The interim measure will only stay in place during federal and state inaction. If the Indiana General Assembly were to establish a safety framework to address artificial superintelligence, the ordinance would expire 91 days after.
Future history students are going to ask, “Why would a politician ever choose to have the name of a man known for fucking couches?”
3·9 days agoNow try Masssasassachoosits
1·12 days agoCould also be the AI chatbots they’re using to “phone it in” include a lot of 4chan in their training data
9·12 days agoIf you do it right, t-rex will learn what it’s been missing and welcome you back with arms wide open.
Then he will place the funnel in the toilet bowl to collect the second trickle
4·16 days agoNot a chance. I’m just curious to see if he’s going to:
a) give some pretext as a cop-out
b) straight up exclude republican convictions
c) deny he ever said it in the first place
371·20 days ago1000 day intervals… Nice. MM/DD/YY… Not nice.
It was so easy to make the first horse that you decide your field is big enough for three more horses, but somehow the second horse says it needs three more pastures to function properly.
More in line with the movie quote would be:
That wasn’t part of the meme!
14·26 days agoCan’t you just chew on the leaves to curb withdrawal symptoms?
I don’t know that you did anything wrong. This is all too gross for me.
Not true. Couch cover vendors can’t get enough of him.