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Make that One Million and ONE!

Let’s add a rigorous calisthenics program to the mandatory requirements for office!

I don’t know… pretty sure, behind closed doors, lil man LOVES him some humiliation!

So shocking that ‘Tala-FREAK-o wants TRANS EVERYTHING’ wasn’t a winning platform…

‘Natalie told me!’

What in the shit??? He totally played golf during the war!

I mean, come on! He has solved something like 8374.33 wars!

Could he BE any higher?

Ah, so she gave him a HJ. Got it.

He most likely will try, but it’s Trump. His track record speaks for itself: he will fuck it up. Bigly.

Headline: Trump easily defeated by group of women

Lulz

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

This concert isn’t gonna be powerful… but there is a good chance it could be BATTERY powered!

Hey man, the chickens always come home to roost… eventually.

He fuckin LOVES the uneducated… but even they can’t be this dumb.

Right? Right Ani???

The only response we are going to get from the administration is to go after the soldiers who leaked the photos… all the while calling the pics ‘fake news’