Yeah, that’s exactly what’s going on here.

Have fun, kid.

No, seriously, some of us do actually have convictions. Not everybody functions on capitalist FOMO and media hype. You’d be surprised.

Nope, some of us have convictions. Some of us also just don’t get the appeal of GTA, like, at all, and never had any interest in playing it nor any of the previous titles and think it’s a dumb franchise for dumb people.

You’re confusing rage with pity.

Damn, that’s straight up stupid.

You don’t take criticisms well, huh?

Florida voters elect neo-nazi who marched in Charlottesville.

FTFY

The man produced Rosemary’s Baby, he knows what he’s talking about.

“Maverick Democrat” is a very odd way to spell “conservative loon.”

“C’mon, guys, this is going to affect my bottom line, we can’t be controlled opposition if we’re not controlled! Who’s going to be bribing my vote, now, the gays? Fat chance!”

The midterm vote was not honest, we know that because of the open and obvious gerrymandering and voter suppression the GOP was leaning fuck you hard on. They fucked up so bad that in an election specifically rigged by them for GOP victories they got absolutely fucking trounced.

“Could it be that we have fomented this unquenchable hatred towards ourselves and that we can only blame our losses on our own abject failures?

….No, it’s the voters who are wrong!”

You don’t have a lot of personal experience with narcissist sociopaths.

How would you even try to parody this?

No.

Edit: Still no.

Ask anyone with a cat. Yes, they fart, mine likes to do it right in my face.

I fed my cat, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Sure.

My dad is fucking awesome.

My dad beat the crap out of my mom’s boyfriend for breaking into the garage and smashing the car windows one year on my birthday.

… I, uh, don’t have a lot of other birthday stories.

Edit: This is supposed to be funny.