Shame he’s not stroking his beard. Because that is a choice beard-stroking moment.

It won’t be WW3 because Trump made a deal with Russia that they get to go swapsies in Ukraine.

All those Pern books, wasted.

Malazan?

There’s long and short versions.

Joyboy lives!

By the tiny gods… that photo is beyond bizarre.

Best I can give ya is Henry Cavill vs. Dame Judy Dench.

Republicans: “You’re too focused on the little things.”

Also republicans: “WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR?!?”

This is why you need to get the extended warranty.

Nup.

I’m still here.

Was it an airball? Or was it a brick?

Yeah, but with devaluation that’s still less than last year.

Bad time to be reading in the bathroom.

It’s pronounced, “kar-diff”.

Probably a Utahraptor in disguise.

My router:

So much for Live and Let Live.

Close enough… get the guillotines.

You’re thinking of Untitled by Zdzisław Beksiński.