I shut everything down and went to touch some grass. I’ll just tell everyone next week that I couldn’t log in ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

It’s a bold strategy. “Electron sucks! Let’s see what else these people made”.

But seriously, why do I need GPU acceleration for my chat UI?

You could’ve used Claude to do that for you!

Doggo is a state of mind.

Why is this not a thing?!

Hahah. Not on anything I’m actively using.

Up till last year I was running an c2018 phone turned to a makeshift baby monitor. No way it will ever see the light of the internet ever again.

Just like my phone. Dark mode is only available for Android 10 onwards.

The new ones are 10 times more secure.

The key is now “40”

8.0 is double digit, right?

Tim probably asked an LLM for a clever insult and it spat out a Pat quote.

Another one liner that still stuck with me was, “why spend billions on foreign military dictatorships, when we can use the money to better take care of the one we have at home?” Some things never change.

I don’t care whom you’re attracted to, but you might want to keep this one to yourself… Unless you’re in the FBI!

Leopards say there’s 0% chance they would eat everyone’s faces by 2030. Advocates accelerating leopard breeding programs, despite local leopard breeder warnings.

The more you move through the networking stack, the more you start seeing OB1 error potentials.

Many protocols have packet ids starting from (and wrapping back to) 1. Modbus registers start from 1, but stored in memory offset 0.

Packet lengths can either include or exclude the length itself. E.g. packet length 200 in a protocol could either mean the length is followed by 200 bytes of data; or 1 byte containing the length + 199 data; or even 4 bytes length + 196 data (off by four!)

It’s a wild world out there.

Looks more like a panTerabyte

They mentioned “scheduled” and “emergency” in the same sentence. Their doublespeak game is strong.

Does that not make them a hard link (pointing to a filesystem node) instead of a symlink (pointing to another filename)?