

If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts.
If you have the law on your side, pound the law.
If you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table.
He was pounding the table.


If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts.
If you have the law on your side, pound the law.
If you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table.
He was pounding the table.


I think the guy asking for $50 Billion dollars staged this outage.
There is a very old police trick to find the real criminal. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
Notice he had his speech already written? He KNEW what he was gonna say.


The aviation industry has spent a century perfection a working system.
ALL the “rules” are written with blood. Somebody died so we can be safe.
They started AI yesterday…


Looks like mating season is here.


Have they tried turning her OFF and then turning her back ON?
Oops, sorry. I posted on the wrong thread.


He’s been going out of his way to make sure society doesn’t function.
I think that’s his plan. Don’t listen to what he says, watch what he does and it will all make sense.
He’s USING words for confusion.
There’s a new class in college this year, it’s called Forensic Accounting.
That class is FULL for some reason.
All those kids looking at a bright future.


Tell your Senator you got a new cat and you named the cat after him.
Here Snowflake, dinnertime Snowflake, who’s a good little Snowflake?
Paper map and my pencil.
(I don’t have a phone)
On my maps I changed the name of Washington D.C. to The Gulf of Stupidity.
Makes me laugh and there is nothing Trump can do about it.


They can take off their shoes.


Tell them you want to teach history. You’re a natural.
Now on MY maps, I renamed Washington D.C. to The Gulf of Stupidity. There is nothing Trump can do about it and it makes me laugh. The stupidity part AND that inmate # P01135809 can’t do anything about it.


Your government wants you out on a limb.
Your government feels safe when you are precariously balanced.


Why does it take Mississippi so long to count votes?
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…


Is she rich enough to do that?


Do you know WHY it takes Mississippi this long to count the votes?
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…


Ooh, you found an exception to the rule. Good for you.
A star you say? I’ve never seen him. Must be one of those dim stars.