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9 hours agoThe hand-cum of the opera.
ThePowerOfGeek
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Him cuming is Lauren’s goal.
To turn her off you need to have sufficient melanin in your skin.
To turn her on apparently you need to take her to a Broadway music.
Why does she look like someone pulled her straight out of a Beavis and Butthead episode?
Pretty sure he only did this to get ahead of the jokes and try to salvage some spread of self-respect for himself.
Send him to Mars in a tiny capsule with a few gallons of water, some freeze-dried meals, a roll of duct tape, and a box of paper clips. See if the fucker can ‘genius’ his way out of that scenario.
(Spoiler: he won’t, because he’s a narcissistic sociopath who climbs on the backs of better people, not a genius.)
Tomorrow’s headline: “Department of War to court marshall soldier who reprimanded Hegseth and his associates because he’s a trans, commie, Muslim fatty.”
Remember when he was completely crashing out when he thought Trump was about to fire him? Massive panic attacks, blurring it he was about to be fired to employees, etc.
This is probably worse than that. Oh to be a fly on the wall right now!
As a CA voter who voted in favor of prop 40, this is disappointing.
Is the rhetoric in the room with us right now, Todd?
Aww, poor baby. Are his fee-fees getting hurt by the Dem’s mean words?.. Tough shit. In the words of his own people: fuck your feelings.
When you lack any morals, there’s no such thing as high crimes.
I was wondering when he’d revert to the “sToLeN eLeCtiOn!!1!” trope. Surprised it took this long honestly.
Trump admits deportation policy was ‘too tough’
- Hegseth: tries to cut a deal, but ends up in prison
- Miller: flees country to either Russia or Israel
- RFK Jr: cuts deal
- Vance: cuts deal (and fucks a couch to console himself)
- Don Jr: cuts deal
- Bovino: dies in shoot-out vs Feds
- Patel: tries to cut deal but fucks it up and ends up in prison
- Rubio: cuts deal
- Big Balls: cuts deal
- Natalie: commits suicide in bunker after Trump doesn’t show up to join her
Some additional ones:
- Loomer: prison
- Oz: cuts deal
- Lutnik: cuts a really bad deal
- Bessent: cuts a bad deal (that’s slightly better than Lutnik’s deal)
- Bondi: cuts deal but dies of cancer in the process
- Blanche: tries to cut a deal but falls and flees country
- Gabbard: flees country to Russia
- Noem: cuts deal and murders a puppy out of frustration
I agree. Although those two outcomes (resignation and prosecution) aren’t mutually exclusive.
Aww good for her. Now she can focus on her true passion: giving subpar handies on the back row of the adult movie theater.
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