Yeah, exactly, then why do you have furries here?'" shouted Lang, pointing at one of the greeters in a cat suit. "These are sexualized images that are meant to groom children. Look at this, they’re grooming children! … At this point, some of the onlookers realized what was going on and burst into laughter

Funniest thing Ive read all week

Why is the picture of him on the hot sauce an action shot of him playing football in the 1940s

As Abraham Lincoln once said, “the doctor who prescribes shit to himself has a really cool guy for a patient”

Hilarious, but also kind of ridiculous.

Pizza is not a true Italian invention, unless were qualifying basically any cheese on bread product as a pizza.

Pizza started as Tomato Pie, and Italian-American invention that was inspired by less-pizzaish things that are of Italian origin. Tomato Pie was more like deep dish, and then eventually morphed into what we know of as typical pizza today. All of which happened in the US.

“My heritage” doesnt really work as an argument for this Italian guy…

DoorDash AI, I told you I’m allergic to peanuts, why did you order me the chicken saytay?

You’re absolutely right! I completely overlooked that aspect of ordering your meal. Your idea not to eat things you’re deathly allergic to is truly revolutionary!

They could basically do again what theyve already done twice, which would be to impeach him and then have it die in the senate. Its unlikely they would ever get to 2/3rds majority in the senate even controlling as many seats as they do.

Tbh I dont even want to see them try unless they are feeling certain they will get a conviction. Otherwise its just a waste of time that could be better spent on things of actual substance

Id be more worried about the hunting knife if he didnt have such tiny arms

The point of banning phones in schools was eliminating the distraction and increasing student engagement, not fixing their mental health.

Theyre still addicted to the square the minute they get out of school, obviously. So thats bad for their mental health. Schoolkids before smartphones also didnt exactly have the best mental health anyways, so Im not sure why its considered an important metric.

What matters is whether or not banning the phones increased the amount kids are actually learning and focusing on education and socialization. Their mental health is largely irrelevant in that discussion

They are “rare” in the sense that they are never found in high concentrations, and yeah you have to process a lot of shit you dont want out in order to get them isolated. Other than that they are literally everywhere, just in tiny bits

Idk Providence can be a bit unclean, it was built on a swamp after all

Everybody wants to bash Americans, but the reality is that, as we see time and time again, 1/3rd of any given population is unrepentantly stupid and would throw everyone (including themselves) under the bus just so they can feel good about their “team” winning

1/3rd of people will support anything, no matter how horrific. No matter the consequences. No matter the lack of any underlying logic.

It must be human nature to some extent, otherwise the worst things wouldnt always bottom out at exactly 33% support

When the head breaks off, it seems it would be most appropriate to make it a bobble-head ijs

Over/under on the 4 people who downvoted this being colorblind?

So you expect every business in the country to have train tracks pull right up to it?

Plenty of freight already moves by trains, planes, boats, etc. but that doesn’t move it the final mile(s) that it needs to go to make it to a business…

Ah yes, as Jesus famously said “Love thy neighbor… unless theyre like gay or muslim or something”

Who could forget Jesus’s sermon where he fed all those people with only two cans of tuna and a box of jello mix

Thats as clear as I can make it

Im not sure who is living in a house with a Walgreens style anti-theft slant mirror that runs along the celling of their living room, but I dont want ti meet them

Keep it running

Well yeah, but they are based on the universe that was invented earlier. It would be pretty jarring for them to have made a change like that