My god, that is ancient. My teacher in French class used to tell that joke. That was over 35 years ago.

Awww boohoo.

Wayland Composter? I 'ardly know 'er!

Colter? I barely know 'er!

I had no idea being stupid was that expensive.

And here I thought “San Diego was a mistake”.

The economy is doing great!

It is doing great. Just not for us little people.

Mine lists “there is a lake nearby that you can walk around in your lunch break” as a benefit.

Oh yeah, this is gonna work out so well.

Overdoing it with the Disney animatronics

Nice.

I don’t know what you are talking about, there is so much water.

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Das ist ja eben nicht egal, wenn auf das Kompilat keiner mehr Zugriff hat, um es auseinander zu nehmen.

Fellow men:

Believe women. Do not allow mysogyny in your circles. Don’t even laugh at the jokes. Speak out. When you hear people talk about having harmed a woman or planning to, report it. Don’t just go on the internet and say you’re a feminist or support women - actually do it, every day.

What they are referring to - isn’t that called “muzak”?

He doesn’t wear a tie, but he wears his Freudian slip.

Turkmenistan’s current dictator tho, Berdimuhamedow.

What a man!

• He performed and published hundreds of songs, all of which were topping all the charts worldwide!
• He is the best rider in the world, never ever fell off his horse
• He invented Mac and Cheese
• He can turn water into vodka

Uh uh uh…her emails?

“Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn’t mean I don’t have them and it doesn’t mean I don’t care,” he said.

That is exactly what that means.

Tex-mex.