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Cake day: July 14th, 2023

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  • A chemist walks into the store he owns… and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.

    “What’s wrong with her?” he asks his assistant.

    "She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead.”

    “WHAT?” bellows the chemist. “You can’t treat allergies with laxatives!!!”

    “Of course you can,” replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. “Look at her, she’s too scared to sneeze now!”









  • However, patients who received TIVA reported lower rates of thirst, hoarseness, nausea and vomiting on the day after their operation, suggesting a modest improvement in early postoperative recovery and comfort.

    A coworker and a friend had nausea/vomiting and headache for two days under one anesthetic, zero under another. Both remembered the anesthesia with better results and had again for later procedure with good effect. No different for overall recovery, major difference for comfort of patient postoperative which should be part of the decision making process. You have to advocate for yourself because the system does not care about you.