Don’t worry, the memes make themselves

I have a friend who got filtered because “there isn’t even any talking and nothing happens”

Fascinating. I’m glad I didn’t accidentally masturbate to what I might otherwise assume is an adult.

Thank you for informing me of the age of this drawn woman, so that I may avoid upsetting [insert who fucking cares]

“Who the hell would want to smell white?”

I’m not op but whether its torture is besides the point.

If I’m spending six hours a day jerking off while talking to my LLM goonbot, then whether the model feels aroused by my narrative prose is not what my family and friends are worried about (hypothetically).

“Nothing at all?”

folks keep telling me, they say “donald, your speeches are too long.” They say it all the time, the slow fake news media, they say it. I dont listen to them, nobody listens to them except losers, right?

But then something amazing happened, something incredible. a young man, very smart kid, harvard graduate actually, terrible school but still… he comes up to me, he says “president trump, have you ever heard of TL;DR?” And I said “what is TL;DR?” Because frankly I was very busy, winning elections, saving America, doing things that nobody else could do.

He says “sir, TL;DR means Too Long; Didn’t Read.” And I said WOW. What a phrase. What a beautiful american phrase. I loved it immediately. everyone loved it. Theyre saying it’s the best thing they’ve ever heard.

It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s tremendous. Better than the fake news, better than the witch hunts, better than sleepy joe biden.

Trump wants DST to fuck off?

Well I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day, which is more right than my clock which hasn’t been adjusted for DST.

“Skin tight sneaking suit?”

Here’s the source

Was that “This Is Halloween” playing at the start?

Calm down son, it was a joke.

The AI 20 years from now cross referencing every possible point of data to deduce every single identifiable feature to pin you as the guy who forgot to pay for the gum is going to have a field day with this post.

Ugghh I’m going to load some bullets into my shotgun and snipe you with it.

This will cause a Linux machine to reboot directly into the UEFI.

That’s weird, on my machine it reboots me directly into the BIOS.

Sidenote: if you dualboot, I can’t recommend enough setting up a desktop entry which runs this command:

systemctl reboot --boot-loader-entry=auto-windows

It’s basically a one-click Windows launcher.

Gooey is ubiquitous though.

I only every hear people say that, or “graphical user interface”, never “GUI”

The hand spend 1/3 of the year in China + India alone.

Dude had some fucked up dreams.

When I was young I had the fear of hell forced upon me, and I had recurring nightmares of hell, well into my 20’s.

It was scary, but Beksinski’s work was always so much sadder and more disturbed than whatever hellfire painted my eyelids.