Billegh

Never stopped, honestly. Only slowed down. Speeding up now.

Don’t threaten me with a download time

The handle, or your skin?

How about a drag time?

I dunno, I’m not upset.

I mean, we’ve all been wondering that for centuries…

And where on the senator it’s from

What? No way. Next you’ll be telling me there isn’t a difference between the left one and right one!!!

And, technically, these days it doesn’t even have to be heterosexual. Unless the alphabet mafia wants their own word for that…

Trying to stop people from arguing in pubs? That’s more American than European…

But you aren’t a gay bar.

I knew someone that named their Ford probe “Vic,” so it could’ve been worse…

Ceci n’est pas une cigarette.

Was probably the “you can help expand this list by contributing” line at the top.

It was probably more simple: it wasn’t important.

Faster startup doesn’t make you more money. Faster startup is a non-issue if you start on windows login. Faster startup would make people think they can close your app since it is easy to start back up. Faster startup costs time that developers could be spending on things to make you more money. Faster startup costs EA money and reduces income.

Yup

Considering the current state of the internet, anus is pretty apt here…

Different type of cute is still cute…

That’s the business model: make it free to use for any purpose, but charge to change the mascot.

This is your reminder that KGB meant (in Russian) basically the same thing as Department of Homeland Security.