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Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Warns America Will Burn if Republicans Lose This Election
11·24 days agoMy wife and I submitted our ballots this afternoon!
I can’t wait to see the fear on his face when he realized how fucked he is! Fucking vote!
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Im only used to 80’ and 90’s as 20 years ago
21·1 month ago
And so am I…
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•“Cheat like hell”: can Trump actually rig the 2026 midterms?
9·1 month agoThe fact that they’re just getting around to asking now means he already has.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
15·1 month ago🍻 Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Stop living in the past and live now. Everything becomes a memory.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•No backups, in a storm: living life on the edge
5·2 months agoAnd a toddler chasing the cat…
Like asking for a bandaid. Everyone knows what you mean, and asking for one and getting a generic bandage isn’t going to matter.
Come on now… Not even god can answer that one.
It’s called a crimp tool or a crimper.
Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•'Lowlife Coward': Ed Sheeran Declaration of 'I Am Not Complicit' Stirs Fresh Outrage Over Macklemore Ouster | Common Dreams
8·2 months agoWe live in a reality where saying you want people to live and be free is considered hate… Morality and ethics can’t come to the phone right now, they’re dead.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins
10·2 months agoVery illegal… By the way, anyone who accepts and receives that payment is also guilty.
You can’t… Fool… Me… I won’t c…lick it!
Wow, they’re right… End of era, folks, he finally gave us up.
Even more concerning, there’s only one bed…



Not with that uncertainty, but you do have a following of fetishists now.
You have to be forceful, commanding. I shit in the pot. Give me my money or I’ll take it back out.