That positron is gonna be PISSED when it finally gets out. Everything will be fine, I’m sure.

approaching at 80mph

Absolutely agree. I used to be a Mac guy and I remember when Mac OS X (as it was called at the time) 10.5, Leopard came out. It had a lot of problems and Apple acknowledged it by following up with Mac OS X 10.6, Snow Leopard. The pitch was that they weren’t really going to ship new features but rather to refine 10.5 and make it suck less. I think it was pretty widely recognized as a successful effort. It’s boring stuff for the tech press and media at large, but Jobs was able to sell it. I wish more companies would do this, but it doesn’t make line go up in the same way “…Now, with AI✨™️” does

I agree but I think we’re in a tricky place. The vulnerabilities being found are real, and the pace at which they are now being found is previously unheard of, so in that sense they can’t just be ignored. I’m not a developer but it seems like codebases need to be tightened up as technical debt is finally being called. I don’t have a good answer or suggestion. I’m just a guy who enjoys mixing metaphors and who sees a lot of products that were good enough to ship and build our modern society upon, and suddenly the card foundation demolishing tools have been unleashed.

Is it too late to change my major to, um… economics?

Is there any reason you wouldn’t just block the number and move on with your day?

This is the future Talarico is trying to… condemn us to?

All right, we’ll keep the sponsorship. I’m fine living in the Cypto.com Arena('s Previously Magic Hut).

Can I keep the hut?

It’s dry, like the old Colbert Report. Not every post of theirs lands, but I think they’re pretty funny overall.

Check out their post history. It’s satire.

I didn’t expect to have my attention held by such a potentially dry subject for nearly the entire book, but it is a truly fascinating read.

He’s dumber than your average cereal mascot

Can someone remind me again why billionaires are so smart and that’s obviously how they made all their money and why they deserve to keep it? This guy makes decisions like he’s trying to finish the Choose Your Own Adventure book as quickly and gruesomely as possible.

People should be covered in meat juice and sent into the forest mud expanse for this

Stop data center development with this one simple trick!

To be fair, the definition of the word “ceasefire” seems to have changed recently.

I’m pretty sure the date until which you’ll be allowed to use “Legacy” Outlook is tied to the type of license that you have. If I’m not mistaken it will be supported in 2024 LTSC until 2029 (supposedly), but other licenses will likely deprecate it sooner.

Have the grocery bill you voted for.

If the Dems pull off some big sweep, I hope they’ve got someone smarter than me to work out how to start unraveling the damage that’s been done. Not just how to put things back the way they were, because they certainly needed improvement, but to put more resilient systems in place. And, something they’ve never been good at, successfully messaging it to the media and to voters.

If you say Beetlejuice three times he comes