Never had cause to complain about Swiss women before 🤷

Vagina got me 🤣

You have to wear her favorite cologne, Eau de Oldie. It’s strong enough to kill a husky.

You misunderestimate how fickle and dumb southern strategy voters are.

You really think she didn’t?

🤮

Open the remote up and put a little kapton tape over the contacts for those buttons. It’ll still feel the same but they won’t do anything and it’s less messy to reverse.

Yes

… and aren’t Republican.

I heard they got both kinds of music there

checks stock market

What is this, a crash for ants?

We won’t talk about what ray the A: drive is.

*disc

I’ll bring the red koolaid and a turkey baster.

Shouldn’t one hand be holding out the vaseline?

Get even? Hell no. Do what should have been done after the civil war, dozens of times between, and after the Jan 6 insurrection.

Punish severely. Make it hurt and make it memorable so that shit fucking stops happening.

H for Hard drive, duh 🤣