Thank you! Despite its genuinely funny content the original post didn’t get a lot of traction, so I wanted to give it a little polish in hopes that more people would get a chance to enjoy it.

I feel ya; the constant “Washington STATE” is a real drag.

Shit, I was planning to do that and then totally forgot when it was time to post. I’ll update once I’m back at a computer.

It’s actually pronounced like “organ” (two syllables)

Even Sesame Street was putting out PSAs about this.

omg the elephant plush

Anakin posting? I have run into Malfoid a few times online, but had no idea they’d dug Anakin out of the cultural bin to meme (a pretty good sign that it hasn’t percolated out from their circles).

Also if banger memes were as powerful as these idiots think, LGBTQ+s would rule the world.

The unusual part is how they’re extremely gay for each other.

Oh wow, this is my first time seeing this meme in high def. Well done.

Maybe you had a dud, cuz mine worked great. Biggest issue was how to carry it (Hold it? Put it in a pocket? Strap it onto a limb?)

Yeah I’m old enough to remember how exciting it was when anti-skip CD players came out…

I didn’t know palm trees could grow in Syracuse

Or simply use a Ziploc bag. Or a reusable resealable bag. Or a chip clip. Or a piece of tape.

Based on the world’s collective experiences during covid, I’m thoroughly convinced 4.15 billion of those people are actually wondering how they as individuals can work to make things worse.

Hate to break it to you, but both “drive-through” and “drive-thru” are considered correct.

Wikipedia refers to “A drive-through or drive-thru (a sensational spelling of the word through)…”

As explained on Erin Wright Writing, “According to our primary American-English dictionaries (Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Webster’s New World College Dictionary, and The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language), drive-through is the preferred spelling, while drive-thru is an accepted informal variant. However, the use of drive-thru has become so common that using drive-through now feels incorrect.”

Also keep in mind this is Xitter, where abbreviations are are a normalized (often necessary) part of the lingo.

Why is this marked NSFW?

Note that this was posted by Katie Miller (conservative political advisor and wife to the ghoul Stephen Miller), which immediately coats it in a thick layer of sus and prompts the immediate question: what’s her angle here?

Yeah that x-ray needs to be marked NSFW

(Sentences I never expected to type)

What, is the obvious “Sir Gilly Tine” not good enough for you?

Well I’m inclined to believe that a machine would at least keep its acronyms straight (HOTL = Human In The Loop???)