Last time I was the guy fixing exchange servers internally and for customers, while drunk/hangover newyear night and day

Hey taters are potatoes, and you shouldn’t speak I’ll of potatoes.

Can we cover trump in gold? Like in molten gold, inside out?

I’m not a doctor, but I prescribe you a deep breath and consider unposting this

Yeah, the right approach is to have a basket of candy outside the door and the door locked

My company is using phishing simulations from a company that puts their company name in the x headers or every email, so that’s also easy filter.

As a bonus, that filter also throws all the full security training courses to junk

All computers, and especially software, sucks

Oh yeah they could do a flip down the grand canyon

The whole family for a trip to the Titanic with a carbon tube and Xbox remote

The meme I was looking for was “bombing the middle East” but found only this one, which was good enough considering USA has been bombing Iran both with blue and red presidents

Yeah it’s not just Chinese EVs, just almost all that are on the streets

And they’re not like SUVs, but more like oversized hatchbacks

Those new idiot sized cars surely are good for funeral business

Some people hate ‘The Hulk’ because they can buy genetic mutation that turns him giant and green, sure… But where the fuck is the extra body mass coming from? You can’t just gain weight from nothing. Yes, magic does exist in the MCU, but he didn’t get his powers from magic, did he?!

My understanding is that hulk gets his strength (and size/mass) from his anger. So in the universe, anger must have energy that hulk converts to mass

Nah, everything’s gonna be a web app

Wait no, everything’s already a fucking web app

Alternative option

That said, I do want to try eating a pizza spiral now

You start by eating crust only

I don’t know any of the technical details behind, but what I’ve noticed there’s at least couple things that seem to happen when you send a link in teams;

1. Microsoft defender scans that linked site and tries to figure out whether it may be “harmful”
2. Attempts to scrape the site, render, screenshot it and embed a picture of the site contents to show to the recipient
3. Replaces the link with defender link that forwards the user to the website

That link safety thing is probably quite intrusive when scanning the destination webpage