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Bye Felicia.

Literal proof that the rich ARE MORONS.

Man this is my least favorite episode of “The office” ever.

“You’re just some afterbirth that…slithered out of your mother’s filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantle.”

If it’s not, I’ve been given a new mission from up on high.

“Press ye every walk signal, both ways, on every single street ye walk on. Though ye may be turning right at that corner and not even crossing that that intersection, still press ye the buttons.”

I’m starting to think everyone blames some past generation, whose judgement was doped by their parents habits when they were kids too, as the source of the current problems and I can’t tell you how fucking looney it is that hardly anyone understands fucking causality. It makes me want to wring my motherfucking hands.