“I didn’t vote for Trump, I just voted Republican…”

Been hearing that for damn near a fucking decade.

Republicans think they’re protected because that’s how they operate, they protect their own, and they can’t see that not everyone acts like them.

I had a cassette drive for my CoCo3 from RadioShack.

I spent a weekend typing in code in BASIC from a magazine to play a shitty pacman clone, tried to save it to the tape, and forgot the first few inches on a new cassette aren’t magnetic and can’t save anything…

How many illegal white Europeans have been arrested?

Definitely. Her IQ is somewhere between Algae and Moss.

And you know what to look for, have the resources to find it, and can interpret the information when you find it.

Imagine having an Xbox, a router, a cable modem, an iPhone 11, the control board from a washing machine, and the central unit from a Tesla and trying to explain what each of them was without any other context, cables, chargers, etc…

Maybe not even a compatible source of electricity!

Don’t even get me started on the ephemeral nature of software…

This is going to be future archaeologists with all of our electronics.

“Special” and “Special Needs” fell through the thin ice and are treading water…

They’re Schrodinger’s offensive terms.

People are whining about it on the Internet! That counts just a bit more than thoughts and prayers.

Wee there’s a nightmare I didn’t need to have…

Good ol’ Circadian Arrhythmia

Sleep 10 minutes? Rested up and refreshed to start the day.

Sleep 10 hours? Dead tired and need an IV of caffeine to function.

Worn out after a long day? Lay down & BOOM! you have the energy of a 5 year old full of Halloween candy and Red Bull.

Can we just banish them? To the middle of the ocean? With a trebuchet?

I don’t block people, I just tag them with a 💩 or 🤡 emoji so I know they aren’t worth dealing with.

I would like to propose a solution…

He ran out of stuff to name “America” so he started naming stuff “united”.

This is why McDoubles are like $3 instead of $1.

You forgot the $1776 check for America 250.

It’s South America now!

Looks like he also lightened her skin several shades…

I’m not sure which one is more disrespectful.