Have you read about the Christian god? He’s like the ultimate cop.

He might as well have!

And he was a rat when I was a kid, but the crappy modern version is a mouse.

Yeah, this joke makes no sense. They like men, so male spies will dress up as women to appeal to them…?

Is it even possible to pirate? We don’t know what firmware it will require to run. Or are you talking about the inevitable future PC port?

Don’t tell him that he could just keel over dead at any moment from an embolism or something.

Yeah, I really do think

Every Senator counts, regardless!

Alaska’s on track, too. Hopeful they’ll get to 56.

Only if you have gangrene.

Then the Road Runner runs into the picture and proceeds to bang the beautiful coyote wife while looking at Wile E. and sticking his tongue out going, “MEEP MEEP!”

It’s telling that Republicans aren’t budging an inch even after getting destroyed in the midterms. I would like it if the voting population would see this and remain against them, but realistically, all that matters is gas and grocery prices. If they’re high, the voters vote for the opposite party, if they’re decent, they complacently leave whoever is there in power.

Yes, he does, because he caucuses with the Dems.

Make sure you give it a good scrub, too!

Right now there is no meaningful distinction between conservatism and MAGA as far as US politics goes.

Yes, but they specified “between now and next year”. He remains 3rd in line to the presidency until (probably Hakeem Jeffries) takes over next year.

He stepped down from being House Minority Leader next year.

No, because Mike Johnson is still House Speaker. Gym will become Minority Leader next year.