

Let’s be real, they should all be broken the fuck up. Nationalizing corporations is not a still our country knows how to do well… They always pay off the owners and inevitably it ends up back in private hands. We should nationalize the rail network and Amazon, then run them at cost with fair access to power our economy. And starlink… infrastructure in general is really advantageous for so many reasons
But the rest just need to be broken up. It’s by far the best option
Any company that has the money lying around to make a meaningful white house bribe is too damn big. China had a really good idea with their regulatory policy… You just can’t let companies grow to the point their power is on the same scale as the government. They become cancerous
Shutting them down widely would be disastrous for workers and sometimes our general quality of life, nationalizing them would be messy, expensive, and they’d end up sold off for pennies as soon as kleptocrats get back any amount of power… But if we get in the habit of trust busting, we’ll instead be able to course correct whenever someone good is in power
Bonus points if we make the split businesses worker owned and controlled, but I don’t have that much hopium on hand at the moment



All the other billionaires are shocked and sickened by his inexplicable attraction to age appropriate women