They totally did, and bought massive contracts for AI-detection software at the same time, fucking morons, they were giving the students AI software access. Pissed all over themselves.

Geyser Permanente

Still got a fast pass for the ol’ guillotine bruh, except yours can have a sticker of SpongeBob holding a balloon if you want

Mary Glockkins

You will need to jump-start your battery to reset it. Be sure to connect all four terminals for maximum power delivery.

They really whacked grandpa with some Versed

That conflict overseas sure is expensive, as is the ICE budget, it’s like money printer go brrrrrrrrrrr

The chatbot also reassured her that she could permanently delete her chats and wipe all the other digital evidence to get away with the murder. But that was “a patently false representation of ChatGPT’s own data-retention practices,” James’ lawsuit said, while noting that he’s not sure if there are even more troubling deleted chats in OpenAI’s possession.

Chicken wire?

He gets to be the party sage telling people not to look in the mirror while they’re rolling.

Bud Dwyer beat him to it, his ego won’t let him go second

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!

That’s just Chuck Palahniuk with explosive decompression

That massive quote in the middle is choice. Tl;dr: You can be as racist as you like — nothing wrong with that. You just can’t be a racist and try to commit voter fraud.

Can’t think of an angle I’d ever want to use a laptop screen at for touch along with also being able to use it as a laptop. It’s just cumbersome without being a tablet. No Apple Pencil support either? How late are they to the 2-in-1 game?

Two more years of credit monitoring on the pile, take it or leave it.

Geddy Lee voice: “I get up, 7am and crank my hog til 9”

I thought it was Matlock’s twin except with a mustache