Why?

Sure, because of all the wars NATO goes around starting.

Wtf is dessert pizza?

Most of my experience with PHP is from pen testing so most of my orders look something like <?$_GET[0]?>

What is this joke?

Farage has been talking about using the military against small boats for a while and it’s already been established that it’d be illegal.

I wish Linux had just one decent mail app. These poor guys got stuck on Thunderbird.

The best car we ever owned was a 2007 Tiguan so when we went to shop for an electric car for my wife we made sure to check theirs out. I’m not surprised they’re failing. We looked at an ID3 because she wants a small one and it was more expensive than the others we looked at and it had far fewer features. My wife can’t park for shit and the ID3 didn’t even have 360 degree cameras as an option, never mind self-park (something our 2007 Tiguan had).

It felt fast, I’ll give it that, but other than that it just felt stingy and barebones, not to mention it’s ugly. The inside felt like some Scandinavian minimalist thing, but it felt cold and empty rather than cosy; I was half expecting an echo. All the trim was just plain plastic with no textures or anything. The computer was crap and the voice control was annoying. The sales guy was talking like the car would sell itself but we walked away with no interest in it whatsoever.

Then we looked at a Suzuki, which was basically a Toyota, and it was two grand cheaper for a car that was less than six months old and had 360 degree cameras. It had all the features (except self-parking) and felt much more premium.

Specifically, I asked it to clarify what it was supposed to do overnight as I’d given it a job and told it to start at midnight. I then said “good luck” for some reason and apparently that was all it took for it to get completely distracted.

This one’s relatable. I left mine with a big job to do last night, the idea being that it could grind it while I was asleep and the at work, and it would have finished when I got back. Just checked in and it forgot to start it.

Apparently foldables are a big deal in China. And tbf, I was watching a video and it looks a lot slicker than any of the Android attempts (not that I’m going to buy one).

It’s playing Doom as well:

https://fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site/

Bin Laden would fuck then but at least he’d marry them first.

Imagine working in the PR department and being told to make this sound like an exciting upgrade.

Hate to say it but some people like this. I know my Auntie will be thinking about all this shit now. She likes to enjoy the Christmas time and have everything ready by early November.

I’m in the market for some tools but I couldn’t find anything I need that’s Canadian. There’s a huge fucking ocean between us and Canada, it’s not gonna be smooth trading.

Before that it’s a going-out shirt.