I mean, it’s healthier and cheaper than coping with alcohol.

Plus, it makes mediocre food into amazing food, and generally gives a mood boost (as opposed to alcohol which can make some people angry, some people sad, and some people in the mood to party); and the value proposition thereof when you’re poor (but not so poor you can’t afford a bit of weed) can not be overstated.

Cheap weed rocks. Who the fuck wants to raw-dog this reality?

A warning to do what? Run?

poem_for_your_sprog would be proud

here, have an excellent website.

A party?

I mean, I suppose an entire planet erupting in celebration could be considered one singular party, but I’d say it’d be more like thousands or millions of smaller parties all occurring at once.

Does Big Bill Hell’s count?

Like, I’m not saying they’d sell good cars. I’m not saying I’d go there intending to get a good car. But were it a real business I would absolutely buy a shitbox from Big Bill Hell’s Cars, because it’s not a business pretending to be my friend giving me a great deal, and that’s worth more to me than some salesman blowing smoke up my ass. And while it is a lot funnier than the average late 90s used car dealership ad, it is also incredibly authentic to the form of one.

If not, then I have also never seen an ad I liked.

Don’t forget cheap.

Washington joins only Russia and Belarus in its decision to exclude OSCE observers.

oh yeah, this isn’t concerning at all; look who we’re joining, absolute bastions of democracy.

Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome oompa loompa?

This implies websites couldn’t/didn’t lie to you before AI, which I think is hilarious.

see, me I need white noise to sleep. I absolutely can not fall asleep with voices, music, or other ambient noises in the room (or plugged into my ears) unless I’m completely dead tired, I’ve tried and it has usually resulted in several hours of laying awake.

fun tricks for anyone who wants to get to sleep quickly: consciously thinking of and trying to relax each of your muscles, from your face, to your shoulders, down your arms and into your fingertips and so on. Sometimes, you might be tensed up in some subtle way without realizing it, and part of falling asleep is getting fully relaxed. Do this in your head a few times if you need to, but this actually does help me fall asleep somewhat more quickly than just laying there and waiting. I remember reading somewhere this was how new sailors in the Navy learned to fall asleep at sea when they weren’t used to a moving bed, but that could’ve been bullshit, feel free to research that yourself.

Another one is, start with your hands flat on your thighs or your stomach (this assumes you sleep on your back, so this one actually isn’t very effective for me) and start tapping your hands down, alternating which hand, lightly on your body at a constant rhythm for a little bit, and then just gradually slow the rhythm down. This didn’t really work well for me because I’m a side sleeper, but YMMV. This was one I got from some TED(x?) talk I’m too lazy to go find.

These might not help if you have like, chronic insomnia or something, but if you just want tomorrow to come faster instead of dwelling on every mistake you’ve ever made for ~20 minutes, they might work for you.

The complaint, filed in Hamlin County, South Dakota, notes “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Oh, so that’s what he calls his giant fake tits, his “irreconcilable differences”?

about the same time the FBI shows up to the orgy I would assume.

I seriously and unironically believe whatever web developer has the gall, the temerity to imply that a news article in plain fucking text is an “Experience™”, and then fuck up loading that plain text, something webpages have been able to do flawlessly since the invention of the web, should be taken out back and shot.

I don’t think you want to do that for the simple reason that there are still plenty of impoverished black people living in those areas (because that’s where their family comes from… because their ancestors were slaves), and giving MAGAts an entire swath of the southeast full of minorities to abuse who are probably too poor to leave just sounds like a roundabout way to revive the CSA.

No, these people need serious deprogramming, therapy, jailtime and/or even guillotining for the ringleaders; not their own fiefdom to inflict more terror on others.

and, just like that, it is now and forever known as Muse: Actually Indians

Can I get in on this profitable business? I’ll even volunteer to handle customer complaints (if there are any), I just don’t care to continue getting poorer here in Dumbfuckistan. Even after we can piss on this man’s grave, a lot of us are going to measurably worse off for a very long time because of him and the rest of the regime.

If need be, I’ll use a drone to piss on that man’s grave.

so, communion shine instead of communion wine?