Okay, this is getting complicated, no wonder science takes so long

Ah, turns out you were supposed to give the mushrooms to the mice!

He’s being propped up from both sides. Businesses and AIPAC love Chucky because they know where his loyalties lie. He’s incredibly out of touch and is in no danger of coming back to reality anytime soon and I can’t wait to never hear his name again.

We might have to dismantle a few things first

I knew the next model came out the year prior, it just never occurred to me that they would just decide right away, even before the year that they’re celebrating.

How do you win an “of the year” before the year even happens?

That’ll show 'em not to make tens of millions of dollars by breaking the law!

WCGR?

Oh, is this like the thing where “literally” can be used in additional contexts outside of its primary meaning? So, this joke is “obvious”?

Yes, but when you call attention to the fact it makes people feel sad, and being sad is gay (possibly trans, too) and therefore illegal, so the Smithsonian has to do its part to Make America Ignorant of Itself Again. /s

This is coming from the crowd who say the American civil war wasn’t about slavery.

The second one is the lesser known Bob Cellini from Poughkeepsie, who had a poignant bathroom wall writing style.

A guy asked me one time if I thought I was smarter/better educated than the classically educated American founding fathers, and I was like, “You mean the guys who didn’t know about dinosaurs or plate tectonics?” Also they thought they’d finish making the government at some point and then just never did, which we’ve been dealing with for a long time now. So yeah, those guys weren’t idiots, but let’s not pretend they were special.

Sometimes SCOTUS does shit that isn’t entirely abhorrent, maybe this will be one of those times. If only somebody had told Democrats this would happen while they still had Joey B in the White House, maybe they could have expanded the court. (/s)

Oh yeah, that was a thing for a while. Feels like the same era as “eleventy-billion” and the rash of Fuck You internet recipes

Yeah, the kitchen table is the smaller, “informal” eating table closer to the kitchen, as opposed to the larger dining table in the formal dining room. It’s an older concept by today’s (US) architectural standards. I’m sure there’s some more formal definition, but I’ve always thought about it as the place where people itemized their deductions by combing through receipts in various media. Or had discussions about other important things. You know, kitchen table stuff.

I think maybe a little misleading, but probably not fake. For the boxed meal, that shit happened all the time. It’s just like going through the drive through.

For meals served on ships, most of the time you ask for what you want, they don’t just give you what they have. If you have a piece of bread on your tray, that’s because you only grabbed a piece of bread. Most of the time.

Sometimes there’s just not a lot of options because you haven’t been replenished in a while and the cooks have already done what they can to keep people from bitching at them constantly. Fresh fruits and vegetables are always the first to spoil, so eventually everything is canned, frozen, rehydrated, or reconstituted. Or baked from scratch, poorly.

Maybe the school could be given a list of the groups of people who are welcome. Make em spell it out, if “everyone” is too broad.

Science has already unnaturally extended his life and I will never forgive it for that

Isn’t “tornado” even a Spanish word? They probably saw it and thought, “oh shit it’s a tornado”

Lol, that makes way more sense, thank you. Clearly hadn’t had enough coffee this morning!

I’m new to this hobby and have only dipped my toes, but please tell me “out of mana” is a commonly accepted shorthand for this problem, because I love it