When you feel torn and rendered asunder

From that mean taco dream 5 day bender

Go and call on your mystery asshole mender

I like the frog because I identify with their ass

Yup. When I was younger, it made me mad, I thought older people wrote me off as dumb. Now that I’m older, I understand it’s really just having different needs, goals, and experiences. You can be really smart and wise, have deep comprehension of things around you, but still be out of “sync” with people in different age brackets. It’s not just dating either - friendships, working relationships, time with family members, etc.

It’s not monolithic, just what I’ve noticed.

ouhhh this is a good one

I mean technically every day is an earth day here

maybe idk I saw it on Batman

Fake: you can’t actually read in your dreams

Ok but like what if they just relaxed and said it

From what my friend who lives in France told me, it was mainly the overall rising cost of schools becoming unaffordable

(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)

holy shit this has layers

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad