Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Better; he’s admitting he’s intimidated

Aiyaa 😬

70…83??

That’s very concerning if this is all matrilineal

I’m doing alright with okular. Trying to figure out how to change the settings so that ctrl+w closes the window entirely instead of just the document inside it…

I’d sooner buy one from McDonald’s

I didn’t experience Reagan but I read books, it’s not even close dude

Gross

Also not accurate, more like a pet with detriments

Fuck it, how do I make my computer even stupider?

We already have ice that can kill you on a hair trigger, it’s called yelling at snowy mountains

What if they DID, that’d be some Blade-type tormented soul shit. Tyson CEO/chicken otherkin, he stalks the night hunting Chick-fil-A employees and praying to Devil Dinosaur for another asteroid to wipe out the apes - but he was bitten by a radioactive chicken CEO, and by day he is bound to the grey boardrooms of a meat conglomerate!

All I know is that after generations of bullying online and IRL, furries are still here and thriving. It’s crazy to even think you could fuck with them at this point, I’m not even in that community but their confidence and resilience is hard to miss.

Whatever you wrote down there, on mobile each letter is about the size of a single speck of flour

That’s more of a Citizens United thing. Also crucial

I’m going to keep calling until it jolly well occurs

I did this week, I can handle doing it again next week

Be careful when you fight monsters

Open source is in big trouble, long term.

Ben Stein, yeah. Too bad about him!

…Pens don’t leak anymore. But if they did, they would do it for the glory of the empire! 🤓

Emailed an adjuster about a duplicate bill… For the glory of the empire…

Oh god, my poor wife. I’m so fucking boring