She’s so pretty

moist

later for sex later

Ranked choice. Rank choice would just smell bad.

God bless SPEED HUMP signs. They give college kids something to steal and decorate their dorm rooms with.

paying with the baby

Babies can be exchanged for goods and services!

Thanks, that wasn’t helpful

Ok, I’ll ask: Who or what is a Hasan Piker? Why is it relevant?

I like her shoes

Is it me? Am I coming? OwO

It’s not you you. It’s “you” the imaginary hypothetical American.

He wasn’t saying you were wrong or arguing with you. He was adding on to your post.

Home is where the hog is