There are an estimated 12,000 ballots left to count as of late Thursday evening. Most of those ballots are from Arapahoe County. Only 85 percent of the county’s votes are reported. Arapahoe County supported Laubacher overwhelmingly (60.9 percent) to Boebert’s 35.8 percent.
According to NBC News, Boebert must win 61.4 percent of the remaining vote to overtake Laubacher.
Isn’t she the lady who got caught giving a handjob to a guy at a musical?
Edit: to add another layer to the onion, it was at a fucking Beetlejuice show at a public theatre 😭
I thought it was a bowling alley? Or different person? Or same person and different time?
I think her ex was the bowling alley creep, she was the Beetlejuice musical hand jobber.
Oh… Seems like she just didn’t get caught the first time now that I am refreshing my memory. So two times.
I think it was her hubby, ex hubby that had flashed young girls at the bowling alley. But I’m not an expert and I’m in Australia. Your politics has stained the whole world for the last ten years. I know Americans are sick of it all, the rest of the world is tired of it too. Great result recently though. Here’s hoping things will get a lot lot better.
Also her son’s a pedophile. He got arrested a couple of months ago for sexual exploitation of a child. And he was already about to be sentenced for child abuse when this came to light.
Nothing but winners coming out of the Boebert family…
If I were outside of the US, I would organize my neighbors and countrymen to demand that my local/national media cover enough of my national news and politics that any US news is relegated to the C-block (or on one of the jump pages if you’re still a newspaper reader). Each country must have enough important shit going on that American politicians getting handies in public are pretty low on the importance scale.
Given how much our policies fuck up the world economy and destabilize security, I understand our election results being below the fold or closing out the A-block.
You really need to just like, I dunno, Google this before opening your mouth.
Her husband exposed himself to teenagers at a bowling alley. She got caught giving that same guy a handjob during a performance of Beetlejuice.
The same one. Such a trashy bitch!
Tbf, we’ve all given handies in the back of the theater.
wish she would give one to me
She’ll have lots of time to fondle men at children’s musical theatre now.
She’s going to “spend more time with her vape pen and the crotch of the man sitting next to her”.
So glad not to have this xtianist representing any part of Colorado:
The church is supposed to direct the government
Um, no. Fuck you. That’s not at all the way it’s supposed to work. These people have zero idea of what freedom even means.
Idiocy about “Fauci Ouchie”…ugh.
(I’ve been posting this a lot this week)
I went to save the picture to make memes, the file name of that picture is:
this-just-looks-bad-lauren-boebert-roasted-over-becoming-a-36-year-old-grandmother
what the fuck lmaooo
As a former graphic designer, I would label final save files like this in the hopes thay someone like you would notice :) glad I’m not the only one!
She was a grandmother at 36? Damn.
Ew. Why are you browsing the web without an adblocker?
because sometimes it makes it impossible to get to a link work with ublock on librewolf so I alternate and use firefox. It’s not the days of pop up windows anymore thank fucking god so, it’s not as big of a deal to me. If pop-up windows were a thing, then I’d use whatever I could to avoid them.
She took three tries to pass the GED, that is the extent of her education.
Surprised Boebert Face
I love this for her.
I will subscribe to her OnlyFans for research purposes.
She would honestly make a killing there. She is decently good looking and just all the controversy would definitely bring in the subs.
Her and MTG should do collaborations.
Like watching a mime dig for change in a wrinkly leather sofa.
First fediverse comment I’ve ever bookmarked.
Fuuuuuck me. I haven’t laughed like that for months. Thank you, internet stranger, I owe you a beer/joint/coffee 💛
Thank you. I started by making the face the cat in this thread is making and worked backwards until I had something I was willing to post.
No thank you.
Man has magic lost that much popularity they’ve started doing OF Colabs?
Lol joking of course but I can’t help but think of magic when I see MTG 😂
Maybe she’ll move to another different district to run again since she’s now lost 2
Ouch. Even worse than our own Pollievre.
oh…mental image of PP handjob…
Well she can always be a handler at the theater.
What’s funny about this GIF to me is that his name has, by my count, only been said twice before I saw this. And in the movie this is him getting ready for Lydia to say his name for the third time.
Not sure if this was intentional, but it’s pretty great regardless.
I know she’s in a deep red district but I’m honestly surprised the Bimbort’s race is so close.
